Sunday, May 23, 2010

Rand Paul's Toupee Voted Worst In Universe

I have conducted an admittedly unscientific poll in the days since the primaries closed last week, and 97% of people I have surveyed thus far agree that the godawful dead possum Rand Paul wears as a toupee surpasses even Donald Trump's infamous bird's nest in sheer horrific rattiness. Let us compare:

Exhibit A: The RandRoid:


Versus Exhibit 2: The Donald.

Granted, it can be a tough judgment call. Ultimately, I am hoping for Larry King to perform a similar examination of Rand Paul and issue his authoritative judgment. However, until then, I think most people find Rand's toupe a little more disturbing.


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